“#636 You Refused to Dance at a Wedding during your Two Week Wait”
It’s cousin Bambie’s wedding this weekend. There will be food, drunk relatives and lots and lots of dancing.
But wait! You just had an IUI/IVF treatment so how can you possibly shake your booty during that precious two week wait?!
You have been dreading this wedding for weeks because you (a) can no longer fit into your dress because of fertility medication related weight gain, (b) Uncle Harry will be asking you when you’re going to have children already, (c) you won’t be able to drink alcohol at the open bar and (d) your husband doesn’t understand why you don’t want to dance.
If you were a normal fertile woman in your two week wait, you would be kickin’ up a storm on the dance floor while nursing a glass of champagne. Your fertilized embryos would probably implant right there during a Jay-Z song. Following the wedding, you would probably run a marathon, skydive and horseback ride before peeing on a positive stick.
But as an infertile, you believe that moving your body even slightly will somehow un-stick those embryos. You try not to cough, sneeze and “don’t even think about having sex with me buddy” during that time period. You would stay in bed for 10 days, if you thought that would help.
But here you are. At dear old Bambie’s wedding, standing on the dance floor, moving your arms slightly, while others around you dance wildly to YMCA. You didn’t pay hundreds/thousands of dollars so you could sway your hips and allow those embryos to un-stick. Sorry Bambie, if you ever watch the wedding video, I’m dancing with my eyes.
Hey, will loud music affect an embryos future hearing? Oh crap. Must google that later. .
***from 999 reasons to laugh at infertility.
Ain't this the truth.....LOL! Every time I get to my "two week wait" my poor husband has to wait and I'm so terrified to move, caugh or sneeze.... Well, at least I can laugh at it. I hope you all enjoy this one!
But wait! You just had an IUI/IVF treatment so how can you possibly shake your booty during that precious two week wait?!
You have been dreading this wedding for weeks because you (a) can no longer fit into your dress because of fertility medication related weight gain, (b) Uncle Harry will be asking you when you’re going to have children already, (c) you won’t be able to drink alcohol at the open bar and (d) your husband doesn’t understand why you don’t want to dance.
If you were a normal fertile woman in your two week wait, you would be kickin’ up a storm on the dance floor while nursing a glass of champagne. Your fertilized embryos would probably implant right there during a Jay-Z song. Following the wedding, you would probably run a marathon, skydive and horseback ride before peeing on a positive stick.
But as an infertile, you believe that moving your body even slightly will somehow un-stick those embryos. You try not to cough, sneeze and “don’t even think about having sex with me buddy” during that time period. You would stay in bed for 10 days, if you thought that would help.
But here you are. At dear old Bambie’s wedding, standing on the dance floor, moving your arms slightly, while others around you dance wildly to YMCA. You didn’t pay hundreds/thousands of dollars so you could sway your hips and allow those embryos to un-stick. Sorry Bambie, if you ever watch the wedding video, I’m dancing with my eyes.
Hey, will loud music affect an embryos future hearing? Oh crap. Must google that later. .
***from 999 reasons to laugh at infertility.
Ain't this the truth.....LOL! Every time I get to my "two week wait" my poor husband has to wait and I'm so terrified to move, caugh or sneeze.... Well, at least I can laugh at it. I hope you all enjoy this one!
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